GET A
WALLET.
Phantom works. Write the recovery phrase on paper and show it to nobody, not even a cousin, not even a very respectful cat.
GET PHANTOM ↗
THE ELDER OF THE MOUNTAIN MEMES · NOT THE TEMPLE, THE CAUCASUS
Salam, brother. I grew this beard on a mountain road, not in a filter. Sit down, tea first. Nobody sells hungry in my house.
A VERY OLD STORY / SIX TURNS OF THE ROAD
Every elder starts somewhere. This one started on a wedding tape in 1997, between the pilaf and the dancing, and has not blinked since.
THE TAPE · DERBENT, 14.08.1997
This is the first photo of me. My cousin filmed it on a wedding camera, and the wedding was two villages away. The beard is real, the blur is the camera. Respect both.

THE ROAD · ONE LANE, TWO OPINIONS
The young ones drive down the mountain after every cloud with a name. I sit at the turn with my tea and wait. Clouds come back. They always come back to the mountain.

THE TABLE · THE GUEST IS ABOVE THE CHART
A guest came to my house crying about a red candle. I gave him khinkali, tea with thyme and a blanket. In the morning the candle was green. Hospitality is a strategy, brother.

THE PRIORA · TINTED, LOWERED, HELD
My car is lower than my entry and my music is louder than the market. I drive slowly through the village so everyone can see that I am still holding. Nobody asks twice.

THE WEDDING · SCROLL TO DANCE
At a wedding I stand still for three hours, then I dance for thirty seconds, correctly. Paper hands dance at every dip. I dance once, when the circle opens, and the whole village claps.

THE TOP · ABOVE THE CLOUDS
From the top you cannot see the chart, only the road and the villages. My grandfather sat on this rock, his grandfather sat on this rock. Nobody was in a hurry and nobody got liquidated.

THE WORD OF THE ELDER / PRESS FOR A TOAST
Bring a question. Receive a toast. Whether it answers the question is between you and the beard. Download the card and send it to the cousin who keeps asking about price targets.
36 TOASTS / ONE BEARD / ZERO PRICE TARGETS
FROM THE COUSIN’S CAMERA ROLL
Tap a frame. Inspect the respect. Take one home for the family chat, your uncle will reply with a thumbs up.
UP THE MOUNTAIN / FOUR EASY STEPS
No secret technique. A wallet, a little SOL, and the manners to sit still afterwards.
Phantom works. Write the recovery phrase on paper and show it to nobody, not even a cousin, not even a very respectful cat.
GET PHANTOM ↗Buy SOL where you usually buy things and send it to your wallet. Leave a little for fees. Fees are the bread and salt of the network.
LEARN ABOUT SOL ↗There is one address and it lives on this page. Anyone sliding into your messages with a different one is not your brother.
Press BUY, swap SOL for $SALAM, check every number twice. Then sit down at the table. The hard part, sitting, begins now.
BUY $SALAM ↗THE ELDER’S TABLE / TOKENOMICS
TOKEN SUPPLY
BUY / SELL TAX
LAUNCH, NO PRESALE
BURNED ON GRADUATION
FIND THE CAT / ON SOLANA
One address. One beard. Copy it from here and nowhere else, then come back and tell the elder you did it correctly. He will nod once.
soon — the elder has not spoken yet
THE DOOR IS OPEN. THE TEA IS HOT.
Find the memes. Meet the brothers. One greeting, one beard, and the most hospitable group chat on the whole chain.
Pull up to the X table ↗